Today on Twitter (oh you tech savvy antiquated monarchs you) they released a photo of Princess Charlotte’s birth certificate.

These kind of things always make me laugh because A) they don’t really have surnames and B) occupation of mother and father? Prince and Princess of the United Kingdom.

Furthermore, my mind is kind of blown that Kate Middleton had the baby in the morning and left the hospital by 5 that evening. What. A. Superstar.

Here’s her looking like perfection just HOURS after giving birth…


And here just after giving birth to Prince George…