I’m fascinated by the hipster culture. It’s an entire culture that was built around not belonging to a certain culture. Kind of ironic. (Something they’d appreciate).

Then I realized, does talking about not being a hipster make you a neo-neo-hipster? Is there a way to be even more hipster than hipsters themselves?

I mean, I do enjoy alternative music, organic foods, and a good tortoiseshell pattern…

This is all to no end, except the fact that I “ironically” like to joke about being the anti-hipster when, in fact, I think I might be a hispter myself.

But if we’re going by dictionary definitions I think I also might be a yuppie: “a young, ambitious, and well-educated city-dweller who has a professional career and an affluent lifestyle.”

Is it possible to classify your own lifestyle?

Internet, help me out. I’m having an identity crisis.