I know I post a lot of John Oliver stuff but he’s just too funny. His analogies are always spot on and hilarious.

In the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the president’s command would theoretically have gone through a man gambling with fake poker chips who would’ve then tried to call a drunk guy wrestling with a Russian George Harrison who would’ve then needed to send someone with a bag full of burritos to wake up an officer and tell him to go grab an LP sized floppy disk and begin the solemn process of ending the world as we know it.